Chattanooga to kick off 2012 at South Florida
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01/26/2012 - Chattanooga, TN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The University of Tennessee at Chattanooga football team will kick off its 2012 season at South Florida and play five home games as part of an 11-game schedule announced Thursday.
The Sept. 1 season opener at South Florida will be Chattanooga's second game against a Big East Conference opponent, following a 2002 visit to West Virginia.
Chattanooga will play its other two non-conference games at Jacksonville State on Sept. 8 and its home opener at Finley Stadium on Thursday, Sept. 13 against NCAA Division II Glenville State.
Glenville State replaces a game against Presbyterian College on the Mocs' schedule.
The Mocs will open play in the Southern Conference by hosting Appalachian State on Sept. 22. Their other home games are against Samford (Oct. 20) and 2011 SoCon champion Georgia Southern (Oct. 27).
Coach Russ Huesman's squad also will play SoCon games on the road against The Citadel (Sept. 29), Furman (Oct. 13), Western Carolina (Nov. 3) and Wofford (Nov. 10).
Chattanooga finished 5-6 this past season, including 3-5 in the SoCon.
2012 Chattanooga Football Schedule
All Times ET
Saturday, Sept. 1, at South Florida, Tampa, Fla., TBA
Saturday, Sept. 8, at Jacksonville State, Jacksonville, Ala., TBA
Thursday, Sept. 13, Glenville State, Finley Stadium, 7 p.m.
Saturday, Sept. 22, Appalachian State*, Finley Stadium, 6 p.m.
Saturday, Sept. 29, at The Citadel*, Charleston, S.C., TBA
Saturday, Oct. 13, at Furman*, Greenville, S.C., TBA
Saturday, Oct. 20, Samford*, Finley Stadium, 6 p.m.
Saturday, Oct. 27, Georgia Southern*, Finley Stadium, 2 p.m.
Saturday, Nov. 3, at Western Carolina*, Cullowhee, N.C., TBA
Saturday, Nov. 10, at Wofford*, Spartanburg, S.C., TBA
Saturday, Nov. 17, Elon*, Finley Stadium, 2 p.m.
* - Southern Conference game
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FOOTBALL TRASH TALK
NFL Football Trash TalkTrash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
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But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
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